Lance Armstronging
the act of playing beer pong with one ball.
we could only find one ball at jeff’s party last night, so we were lance armstronging on the beer pong table all night.
1 more definition
in a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having s-x becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a tour de france cyclist (such as lance armstrong). also “lance armstrong” as a verb.
sarah: “how was your night?”
daniel: “my back hurts so much.”
sarah: “why?”
daniel: “there wasn’t any room, so i was lance armstronging all night.”
sydney: “i’m finna lance armstrong him during lunch break.”
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