lance corporal
term for the p-n-s coined by triple h of the wwe back when he and shawn michaels were d-generation x.
“maybe i’ll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about” quote from triple h
jarrod phillips marine corps. confirmed 52 casualities first tour of iraq. took a bullet for staff sargeant hamilton. he won four state wrestling t-tles due to his back and leg muscles.
lance corporal
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