Land a Marlin
if you pull out after -n-l s-x and a huge sh-t log follows your p-n-s and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it’s pulled out of the water, congratulations…you’ve landed a marlin!
when i get done with you, you’ll land a marlin that would make hemmingway proud.
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