Land Before Time Status
a series of impossibly bad events one after the other. based on the popular movie, “the land before time”. in it, the young dinosaur little foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a t-rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same t-rex twice more.
friend a: “dude, i got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend’s pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while i was in jail.”
friend b: “sorry man, that’s land before time status.”
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