Land one on the beach


to “land one on the beach”, or “landed one on the beach” is to take a sh-t that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.
dude, you’ve got to see this. i just “landed one on the beach”, it was such a big sh-t it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. i love it when i “land one on the beach” i never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his sh-t capacity is!

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