land sharking
a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her -ss in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the “jaws” theme song. then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his d-ck into her -ss, hoping he doesn’t miss.
special fetures in 40 year old virgin. “land sharking”
the practice of approaching one’s ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one’s head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.
jane: hey amy, how was the film last night?
amy: not bad. i guessed the ending. tell you what though, rob gave me a good old landsharking when i got home.
jane: what a toerag!
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