Land Surfing
a wicked sport invented in atlanta, ga.
it is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. the rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. land surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.
usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.
warning: wear a f-cking helmet. you’re not cool just because you think you’re tough. smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for st-tches.
rarely known as: “lawn surfing”
tom: holy sh-t, i’m extravagantly bored.
dave: would you like to go land surfing?
tom: most definitely!
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