landau
a platform upon which one lies to m-st-rb-t-.
kieran: “why the f-ck is arleen taking so long?”
amelia: “f-cks sake i bet shes lying on her landau again with her d-ld-”
a friendship handjob
“we were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau”
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