landed


landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. northern ireland saying.
you got the job? youre landed now!
to arrive some place or area
man, i just landed ill get at ya later!
the feeling that overcomes you immediately after enjoying a mokey bowl.
-jim smokes a mokey-

pam: did you just smoke a mokey?

jim: don’t talk to me woman i’ve landed!
a bunch of guys who own the people that posted the second defintion

i am d31, and i am the sickest mother f-cker out

f-ck all you other c-nts
f-ck those landed guys are cool, let’s give them sh-t

f-ck landed owned me…i’m going to try and own them back
bunch of sick c-nts who have the biggest w-ng and b-lls. the group that everyone loves to hate, just because they are so s-xy. rice_meister is the official cheerleader of the group, just cause she r0x you all!
f-ck those landed fellas own me.
d-mn they’re b-lls are f-cking huge!

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