landlord’s contract
a written contract that is supposed to make a transaction look above board and official, and to suggest that the buyer has a degree of comeback, but which the party offering the doc-ment can ignore at will. as they say, it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on.
d-ckie o’kelly presented his tenants with the landlord’s contract in connection with the quality of their accommodation, and then disappeared to south africa with their money.
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