landon-in-spain


a trip to segovia, spain that is offered by the landon school of bethesda, maryland. alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 euro coin on the bar is universal language for, “if you please, sir, i would like a shot of tequila.”

the trip is generally damaging to united states foreign relations.
doctor: i’ve noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. what the h-ll did you do this summer?

student: landon-in-spain.

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