Lands Day
an anual public holiday celebrated on october 7th. invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the igeneration, lands day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
often shortened to landsday.
first concieved in adelaide, australia
1) what day is it? wednesday?
2) -outraged- what! lands day! that’s not a day! your insane! what is this crazy lands day you speak of… -and so on-
1) i didn’t say lands day, i said…hmmmm. then again…
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