Lane Hanger
n. a driver that stays in the p-ssing lane without moving over to let faster cars p-ss by. this driver is married to the cruise control and forces other cars to p-ss him/her on the inside or outside lane (depending on what part of the world you are from).
traffic was moving slowly because a lane hanger.
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