Lane Surfer


someone who when stuck in traffic, continuously drives into the only lane thats moving and when that one stops, looks for another moving lane.
man 1: lane surfer at 3 o’clock
man 2 if he cuts in front of us i’m gonna get out and punch him in the face

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