lane whore

a lane wh-r- is a t-rdball who always zips into whichever lane gives them a little more sp-ce than the one they were originally in. just like how a c-ck wh-r- and a c-ck monster loves c-ck, a lane wh-r- will do whatever it takes on the road for just 2 ft more of lane. you encounter these jerkoffs on the road, but, more frequently, on the freeway, where they are notoriously known for tailgating. lane wh-r-s lack patience while driving, and in some cases, even a brain at all. a good way to deal with a lane wh-r- is as follows:
-you are driving, and you notice an -sswipe tailgating you (the lane wh-r-)-

-eventually, the b-tch lane wh-r- will pull into another lane that gives them more room (how fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gent-tals are)-

-whichever lane the lw pulled into will have another car which the lw will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-

-provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane wh-r- yourself just that once) when the lw is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the b-mper of the car the lw would be tailgating in it’s lane-

-if done well, you will have trapped the lane wh-r- in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay b-mper to b-mper with the tailgated car in the lw’s lane!-