Laney High School


a high school in wilmington, n.c. that michael jordan attended. despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as dawson’s creek and one tree hill, laney high is actually infested with drugs, crime, and -ssholes. recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, laney is revered as a dirty -ss place. the school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. due to some students being residents of wilmington’s roughest projects, and some students being rich -ssholes, laney is a crazy place to go to school. laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood north chase.
jim ” oh your from wilmington, what high school did you go to?”
justin “laney high school”
jim “that place is f-cking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in ’92”
justin “nope, try going there -sshole”

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