Language Paradox


1. you sound stupid if you pr-nounce something wrong.
2. you sound stupid if you pr-nounce something right.
3. you sound stupid if you try to pr-nounce it right.
4. you sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. the only way you don’t sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
this is the language paradox.

joe -white guy-: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

jesse -chinese guy-: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

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