Lanka Vagina


rhyming term for the s-x organ of a sinhalese or dravidian female. noted for its extremely large cavernous size, which is a by-product of steatopygia & the need to accomodate the enormous ‘lanka black cobra’ or dravidian p-n-s. so named as the vast lankan empire of the deified dravida king ravana the great included both sri lanka & south india.

genetic studies have proven the common dravidoid origin of south indians & sinhalese, with negroid-australoid features esp. noticeable among the demographically dominant shudra govi caste. as g k kshatriya concludes after a systematic study, “the bengalis, the tamils, & the veddahs are considered parental populations for the sinhalese. the bengali contribution is 25.41%, the tamil (india) contribution is 69.86%, and the veddah contribution is only 4.73%. thus the sinhalese have a predominantly tamil (india) contribution followed by the bengalis & the veddahs.” ‘genetic affinities of sri lankan populations’ g k kshatriya. hum biol 67.6 (dec 1995) 843-66.

hence, historical stereotypes regarding the blackness & v-g-n-l magnitude of dravidian women are naturally projected onto ceylonese dames as well, with both being considered ‘rakshasis’ & the ‘negresses of india’. prakrit-sanskrit s-xological works thus term the lankan lady & the dravidi alike as ‘hastini’ or ‘elephant-woman’, on account of their bulky dark physiques & enormous elephantine v-g-n-s.
eg) that the lanka v-g-n- is large & accustomed to dravida-sized p-n-ses is a topic of khushwant singh’s novel ‘the company of women’. thus, a sri lankan lady expresses no shock when she sees the protagonist mohan k-mar’s p-n-s, even though it had been described as exceeding the average african-american p-n-s:

“mohan k-mar … goes to haridwar .. there he meets a few foreigners including {p.38} susanthika goonatillake from the high commission of sri lanka. she is a buddhist … then she invites him to her room in bhel guest house. after exchanging amicabilities, susanthika sits on his lap & kisses him. naturally mohan k-mar is aroused. ‘she felt my member rise & throb under her. she stood up & tapped it with her bony hand. ‘he’s getting impatient for action. come.’ she took my hand and led me to her bed. she lay down on her back & pulled her sari up above the waist. she wore no panties. she had planned it all. i was surprised to see how big her c-nt was. she had obviously had plenty of s-x. as i mounted her, she expressed no surprise about the size of my p-n-s as most other women had: she simply guided it in with her fingers & said, ‘it feels like ashoka’s pillar entering me. i like it. put in all you have.'” – ( ‘the company of women: a tragedy of l-st’ basavaraj naikar. 28-50 in: ‘indian writing in english’ rama kundu (anglistin.) n delhi: atlantic publishers & dist, 2008: 37-8; ‘the company of women’ khushwant singh. n delhi: penguin books, 1999, p 207.

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