Lanked


the act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of “love”.
i totally got lanked last night!! they said it was out of love but i dunno…
the feeling which occurs after one has stayed up past his sleep cycle such that the body has abandoned its “go to sleep” feeling and has shifted into a light buzz.

it is comparable to the lingering buzz that remains in the morning after a night of drinking, because the body is rather awake yet clearly not fully sober.
kate: john, go to bed. aren’t you sleepy? you were dozing off at your desk a few hours ago.

john: yeah, but the sleepy part of my cycle is over. it’s back into awake mode, so i’m lanked now.
word for being out of it, sleepy, and a very low amount of tolerance or attention span all at once.
dudw i]m so lanked i can’t tye wort a sit

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