Lankfest
one who is tall and lanky at the same token and/or has an elongated stride/reach compared to the average humans skeletal structure.
sean: “wow that friend of your’s joey is a lankfest.”
richard: “righhht”
sean: “that f-cker looked prehistoric.”
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