Lankitis


a common disease, only found in lanky people. symptons tend to include, extremely long arms, legs, hands, feet….. ok you get the point there f-cking huge
“yo p” “yo tarease wat?” “look dat tall m-f-” “oh sh-t” “dat fool must suffer from lankitis”

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