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  , also called minimally invasive surgery (mis), bandaid surgery, or keyhole surgery, is a modern surgical technique in which operations in the abdomen are performed through small incisions (usually 0.5–1.5 cm) as opposed to the larger incisions needed in laparotomy. laparoscopic surgery

• shits hitting the fan

  when you pick up poo and lob it in a fan and it sprays everywhere – on xbox live: marc: omg sh-ts h-tting the fan! steve: oh no it must be spraying everywhere!

• Shit-slick dick

  an erection that is coated in feces as a result of sh-tf-cking (-n-l intercourse with a sh-t-filled -ss). after i plowed his b-tt for a hour i pulled out and made him suck off my sh-t-slick d-ck.

• Shittarette

  the worst kind of cigarette. brands like pall mall, gt one, and basic earn the t-tle of sh-ttarette. jacob: hey matt throw me a pall mall! matt: huh? matt: oh wait! you must mean “matt throw me a sh-ttarette!”

• Shixy

  the consolidation of the terms “s-xy” and “shiny” to create a term that describes both. akin to “smexy” describing someone who is ‘smart and s-xy’, shixy describes an item, object, or thing, that is – at once – both shiny and s-xy. in this instance, ‘shiny’ details something that is sleek and expensive, while ‘s-xy’ […]

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