lap my bag


to lick enthusiastically a man’s scr-t-m. as a dog laps a bone.
instead of telling some douche to suck your d-ck, change it up and tell them to “lap my bag douche”
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to lick enthusiastically a man’s scr-t-m. as a dog laps a bone.
instead of telling some douche to suck your d-ck, change it up and tell them to “lap my bag douche”

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