Lap Nap
when a girl performs such great oral s-x on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.
that girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. then i took her home and she gave me a lap nap.
a power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.
tori was so tired on the flight to new orleans that she took a lap nap.
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