Lap Slug
a giant, fat, big–ssed, hairy cat who lounges on your lap and is very difficult to remove from said lap.
i gave that lap slug a solid nudge. she barely stirred, but voiced extreme annoyance at the interruption to her peaceful nap. that “solid nudge” progressed to a solid push, but that lap slug wasn’t moving come h-ll or high water.
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