Lapatunieus


(1) s-xually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: a term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two p-n-ses in the -n-s of a female. the word originally derived from a p-rnographic scene from a ‘hardcore’ film. the line “lets put two in the -ss” was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. thus sp-wned the use of the word lapatuniues.

(2) another term for ‘etc.’
example for (1)

“that girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus.”

example for (2)

i’ve got so many books to read, plus i got to sort out all the lapatunieus i get from my bedrins.

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