lapdi
when a guy gets a deserved lapdance. or just get lapdances. a lot of them.
or when a guy just likes lapdances.
call lapdi, he can get a lapdance from this chick!
h-llo lapdi! lapdi, come here lapdi! come on lapdi! he is mr. lapdance
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