lapjizz
a term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.
hey, what’s that on your skirt?
oh, we had a little lapj-zz accident last night…
she was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me i totally lapj-zzed her.
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