LaPorte
the most boring town in indiana. a place where people want to move away from. a ghost town.
i live in laporte and really want to move away
1. hick town
2. little mexico
3. some little b-m place in northern indiana
4. french for the door
boy – let’s go over to la porte
other boy – why? we’re already bored.
girl – let’s go to la porte
friend – i don’t speak spanish
laporte, colorado is a small town just northwest of fort collins right along the foothills. the residents include: serial killers, drug dealers, drunks, hippies, and all the people p-ssing through on their way to go camping or boating on wh-r-stooth reservoir.
the town consists of: an extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 liquor stores, a pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that n-body ever really goes to.
“you hear about the guy that killed his wife in vern’s trailer park out in laporte?”
“which one?”
the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte
hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you
the coolest city, located in indiana.
a place where cool people are found.
i really want to live in laporte!
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