Lapple
a combination of the words “lap” and “apple. “lapple”describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his p-n-s underneath his scr-t-m and pulls his b-lls from underneath his closed legs. the pressure often causes the b-lls to turn red resembling an apple.
erick just sent me a picture of his f-cking “lapple” while taking a dump; sick b-st-rd.
an apple laptop
i don’t have a pc, i have a lapple
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