Lapsang the Souchong
(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called lapsang, a variety of souchong china tea with a smoky flavour. where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, “to lapsang the souchong” means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy bl-w j-b. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry -ss.
“dude, me and jessica were getting h-rny last night, and she turned on the magic – she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!”
“i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can lapsang the souchong!!”
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