laptip


laptip is when a girl (or dude)l sits on a guy’s lap and the guy gets a b-n-r and she (or he) moves around on his tip and he c-ms.
darryl: hey jimmy jr. whats on your jeans?
jimmy jr: tina just laptipped me.
noun. s-xual innuendo. the tip of a mans lap.
female: what is that?
male: that is my laptip poking you… sorry.

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