laptop condom


those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.
it’s a good thing my roommate’s laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

my laptop wears a pink condom.

he said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

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