laptop dj


1. a dj that uses a laptop to perform and mix music with the -ssistance of midi controllers, cd or vinyl turntables with timecode.
2. a dj who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. a kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he’s a “super cool dj” when he cannot mix at all.
s3rl – press play walk away:

press play, walk away
i’m your laptop dj
i don’t know how to mix
so i just click on sync

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