laptop gun


an extremely versatile weapon from the perfect dark series, this weapon, while being one of the higher speed -ssult weapons is also able to be throw against any surface where it then becomes a stationary gun turrent.

-very useful for shooting round corners-
after firing a round of ammo at the enemy i gave up and simply threw the laptop gun round the corner…sweet juicy death was soon to follow. ^.^

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