when you -j-c-l-t- inside of a laptop, leaving a surprise for the owner.
gil: i nut in sarah’s laptop.
conner: you laptop landmine’d her!
the single most annoying person to play against in any video game ever created pro gamer one: yo wtf how did i die? pro gamer two: must have been teejahn
- chach party
pr-nounced : “chawch” an event such as a house party, a night club, or local bar where there is a much more significant amount of guys (chaches) rather than girls. “dude, let’s leave. it’s a god d-mn chach party. “
- urba man
i let the urba man eavesdrop, i got my riches from africa #nasty c ft davido song urba man #coolest kid in africa nasty c ft davido
- insanity argument
someone who argues to allow criminals and rapists who are in a country illegally to stay is the right thing to do even at the expense of the safety of their fellow citizens. sanctuary cities create an insanity argument with no basis in reality.
- oral p*rn
watching two people have a long, rational talk about s-xual intercourse whenever i watch oral p-rn, my tongue gets an erection