Laptop Party
when you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.
note: a laptop party is not a lan party, a lan party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.
georgie: hey billy, what’re you doing tonight?
billy: oh just going to bob’s for a party.
georgie: oh sweet! can i come?
billy: if you want, it’ll be a total laptop party though.
georgie: oh, i see. i’ll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom’s bas-m-nt.
billy: oh sweet! can i come?
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