Laptop Snoozer


a laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

a term coined one sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his macbook pro. at three in the morning. he woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).
me: apparently, i am a laptop snoozer.
you: a wha?
me: i woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
you: oh. wow.

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