Laptop Yoga Freak


a man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. they are often searching for wireless iternet signal. a laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.
me: what the h-ll are the neighbours doing?
dad: oh, they’re laptop yoga freaks.
me. ah, i gotcha’.

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