lard bucket


a fat f-ck, someone who is larger that you’d prefer them to be
man that bird’s a lard bucket
purposely grotesque word for v-g-n-. usually used in abstract metaphor. heard almost exclusively in rural areas of the us, particularly in montana.
“that pipe was harder to pull out then a stiff pr-ck from a lardbucket”

“so i pull down her pants and d-mn her lardbucket was nasty”

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