lardarse


yes………’lard-rs-‘ is a derogatory term used to describe fat people who, as we all know, eat copius amounts of lard in order to achieve their portly status and the word’ moderation’ means nothing to them. oh yeah and they think cheap tracksuits disguise this and they always insist they eat like ‘birds’. big giant fat birds maybe.
‘jeepers! you are a complete lard-rs-! stop eating cake!!!’
a fat person, esp. one with a big fat -rs-.
hey, lard -rs-, get a diet!
a person whose -rs- has absorbed much to much lard and has resulted in them being a lard -rs-.
“that micheal parkinson is quite the lard -rs-”
1. one who begs from all and tends to be demoted from any senior positions.
2. someone who rides big females; his p-n-s tends to be erected and placed into her belly b-tton as the v-g-n- is to hard to find.
3. usually related to as a ‘christie’
kayleigh: hey rupert, i heard your mate was a lard-rs- last night.
rupert: yeahh he done that fatty hard in the belly b-tton.
kayleigh: i heard he got a demotion the other day too, things dont seem to be looking up for this weiner.
rupert: his not a weiner he is a boy full of lard. a.k.a lard-rs- fatty boom boom
fat -rs- b-m you smell like sh-t what a wicked web site man
f-k u
one who is a belcher, an ian belcher
that belcher is a lard -rs-

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