Lardtastic


the feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.
after heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, james immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, “wow, that was lardtastic!”.

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