Large Breasted Knob Gobbler
the large breasted kn-b gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving br–sts and most commonly feeds on kn-bs. you can most commonly find the large breasted kn-b gobbler in the city at night, searching for kn-bs to gobble. they are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of kn-bs.
waldo: “holy sh-t! marge! get over here quick! it’s a large breasted kn-b gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!”
marge: “wow! pull out your kn-b and i’ll whistle the mating call!”
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