Larrissa Wolton
born to tina turner and flava flav, larrissa wolton is the highly-revered, no-nonsense, eye-patched queen of the babeslices. known for her jet blonde hair, wicked ways and a stare that would make pierce brosnan blush, she is a f-cking terrifying individual. she maintains her strength by drinking a standard 50/50 mixture of unicorn tears and childrens blood. this, along with a strenuous regime of fighting and napping, keeps her in tip-top shape, just in case anyone says anything about her t-ts.
knowing no bounds is her only boundary.
builder: “nice t-ts”
larrissa wolton (aka blabe-splice): “i only know two things; taking names and kicking -ss. and i forgot my pencil. come at me bro.”
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