larry taylor
the baddest man that has ever step foot on this great planet. he is everything that is great in this world. the only person to ever beat chuck norris in a stare down.
larry taylor once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. when the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. larry roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
if paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? answer: larry taylor.
larry taylor does not use spell check. if he happens to misspell a word, oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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