LART
a fart that occurs because you are laughing.
her: omg that’s so funny! what was that noise?
him: xcuse me…i did a lart.
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1. n. in the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every bofh. the lart cl-ssic is a 2×4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what const-tutes the truly effective lart; kn-bkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. compare clue-by-four.
2. v. to use a lart. some would add “in malice”, but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. calling for one’s lart, much as a surgeon might call “scalpel!”.
4. interj. rare used in flames as a rebuke. “lart! lart! lart!”
i shall lart you appropriatly.
slang word combining the words “later” and “farts”, to mean that when two or more people meet up later, it will be the sh-t. used as a farewell term.
chris: alright, dude i gotta go.
mike: okay, man, larts.
chris: larts.
a fart that has been lit on fire.
guy 1 : dude!!! throw me a ligher quick!!
guy 2 : why?
guy 1 : so i can lart!
a laughing fart, when you laugh so hard and uncontrollably that you squeeze one out, by accident.
mark:(telling a really funny joke)
ej: omg omg rotfl lol omg oh sh-t i just larted
1. when one laughs so hard they fart. (laugh + fart= lart.)
joslyn’s laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her -rs-.
a liquid fart
i was about to let rip with what at first seem a normal bubblyfart, until i got the unmistakable feeling of liquid leaking from my bunghole, at which point i knew i had a juicy lart on deck and i would be left with swamp -ss for the rest of the day.
to laugh and p-ss wind (fart) simultaneously.
hey jude, what was that suspicious sound that came from your b-ttock while you were laughing? i’m sorry peter, i larted!
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