Larvans
(noun): term used to refer to a lost kitty and a ferocious lioness who fall in love under odd circ-mstances. the members of a larvans tend to fall into deep, unequivocal love strangely quick, and often spend inexplicable amounts of time sleeping under tables. separating members of a larvans is extremely dangerous, as they often claw and purr until they reunite.
fun frat dude: yo bro, bring those plates of bacon and eggs over here so we can get come protein, breakfast-style.
concerned frat dude on-looker: bro, watch out! there is a larvans under that kitchen table! you know it’ll freak out if you get too close.
fun frat dude: woah, thanks bro. that could have gotten ugly. i for sure didn’t want that cat purring at me all day.
(noun): a type of automobile similar in shape to a van, designed for both personal and public use. larvans are typically a one box design for maximum interior girth and can fit a maximum of four p-ssengers. although many are gasoline-love hybrids, some may be found to run only on guatemalan sugarcane ethanol. all interior features are in spanish and the new car smell is catnip.
taxpayer: do i qualify for the alternative motor vehicle tax credit for purchasing my larvans in alabama in march 2011?
taxconsultant: yes! because you purchased it on or before august 8, 2011 in alabama!
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