Lasagna lips
when a womans v-g-n-l foreskin becomes elastically worn out and droops without firmness
“that stripper has some serious lasagna lips!”
“reminds me of people who can pull their bottom lip over the top of their head….nuff said..”
“looks like a stretched, ragedy, loose earlobe”
“what? no! not lasagna again! i’ve been eating it for weeks!”
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