laser eyes
the best mother-f-cking superpower known to man.
ammo includes but isn’t limited to:
– lasers
– fire extinguisher
– hot dogs
– money
– firey stuff that makes rockets take off
– bullets
– more hot dogs
pew! pew! zap! ka-pow! boom!
laser eyes kick serious -ss!
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