Laser Music


electronic music. typically heard at raves or european discos. sounds like a fire fight from an 80s g.i. joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

a hallmark of laser music is a highly repet-tive beat and “laser sounds” (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
person a: “they said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go”
person b: “xyz club? that’s a laser music club! f-ck that!”
person a: “what? you mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?”

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